IB stole my car!?!?

I was trading ES's all day, I was long until about 1:30pm and then the market makers that worked for IB knew I was long so they tanked the market on everyone so they could take my money. Then I noticed my car keys were gone off my desk!?? I had this shinking feeling so I ran outside and sure enought TWS was driving away with my car?!!? What the hell doesn't IB take from you!!? Is IB stealing everyone's money!

Now I have to go and explain to my wife how IB and TWS took everything I had!

WAIT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY WIFE!?!?!?

IB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Too funny
I tell you though, some days I wonder ;-)

 

lol. Thanks

 

ROFL

thanks for the laugh

 

ib didn't take your wife. they are good traders. the spread was too wide.

 

Gee I wonder how long it takes the Mods to move this to chit chat?

 

LOL

 

LOL

 

LOL LOL

 

This IB customer abuse is ongoing, here is what IB did to me back on 10/24:

"IB beat my wife, kicked my dog, stole all 4 wheels off my car, torched my house, converted my account to Zimbabwean dollars and set all my clocks to the Newfoundland Time Zone. If it wasn't for the API I'd change brokers."