I am learning Chinese

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You moving to China or just planning on hiring a Chinese laundry maid?

 

I want to teach Bridge Chess and Go to 250,000,000 chinese children. I may even sneak in programming and trading. And for the most interested, real Math.

 

Ni hao ma?

Ni ting dong ma?

 

1) Beef with broccoli! :eek:
2) No play with pee-pee!

 

Don't know how to break this to you, but - there's no such language as Chinese...

 

LOL.......

 

Are you a linguist? I have never met a native Chinese speaker who didn't consider the varieties of Chinese as dialects.