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$800MM POWERBALL WINNER REVEALED - IDENTIFIED AS JAMES L**** FROM NJ


(my personal favorite)

 

MONDAY'S SEASAW DOW RECOVERS IN LAST HOUR OF TRADING

 

This sounds a little better to me

$800MM POWERBALL WINNER REVEALED - IDENTIFIED AS JAMES L**** FROM NJ VOWS TO DONATE HIS WINNINGS TO MAX E. PAD

 

OBAMA SCARED SHITLESS

 

MICHELLE OBAMA JOINS LIBERTARIAN PARTY

 

CHRIS MATTHEWS JOINS TEA PARTY

 

10 MORE BRAVE NSA EMPLOYEES STEP FORWARD WITH INFO ON SPYING

 

TEA PARTY OFFERS PAYMENT FOR VERIFIABLE INFO ON GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION

 

GEORGE WASHINGTON RISES FROM GRAVE, READS NEWSPAPER, CRAWLS BACK INTO GRAVE

 

NIXON FOLLOWS GEORGE WASHINGTON EXAMPLE