Eleemosynary Trade Coaching

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by Duref Mudgins, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. I have been alive a long time.

    And I have been dead a long time.

    This delightfully oxymoronic state affords me a unique perspective on ET.

    On the one hand, I have seen over the years that ET will flock to a guru whose coin of the trading realm is obeisance, not geld. The more he requires his followers to bend over, the more they love and defend him.

    On the other hand, I have seen over the years that ET paradoxically will flock to a guru whose coin of the realm is the coin of the realm. The more he charges, the more they love and defend him.

    As a Mahayanan Buddhist, I offer ET a middle path. Some might say a middling path. I need no love. I need no defense. I will not ask you to bend over. I will not ask you to pay. I WILL ask you to ASK. And I will pay you with answers.

    Do I trade? If YOU trade, you will be able to tell.

    Do YOU trade? I assure you that I will be able to tell.

    Operators are standing by.
     
  2. nkhoi

    nkhoi Moderator

  3. Roark

    Roark

    Sounds like Art Deco to me. Anyway, here is my question. What questions should traders be asking?
     
  4. Feezar25

    Feezar25

    Do I trade?
     
  5. I have severed all relations with Professor Doaks because not a single one of the trading algorithms I paid him to code from 2008 to 2010 recooped the development costs. I have since found it far simpler to dream code myself and type it out in a hypnagogic trance upon awakening with a sugar high at 3AM.
     
  6. The first and fourmost question a trader should be asking him and/or herself is "Why do I want to trade?" All answers to this question inevitably lead to the second and fivemost question "Why does anyone want to help me learn to trade?"
     
  7. The answer is self-evident. You are posting on ET.
     
  8. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    Yeap, Art Deco. After starting a similar thread, he was banned.

    So let's wait for Duref getting banned in 2 weeks....
     
  9. ET hates clever user names. It took them five minutes to ban Wiles Welder.