NOVEMBER 29, 2010 | ISSUE 46â¢48 ARLINGTON, VAâFollowing a Thanksgiving weekend in which agents were compelled to perform full-body scans and invasive pat-downs of millions of obese, exceedingly unhygienic American travelers, visibly disgusted Transportation Security Administration officials said Monday they were joining critics in opposing the controversial new security measures. "After inspecting nude images of some of the most revoltingly unmaintained bodies in the world, we must call for an immediate end to these federally mandated scans," said TSA chief John Pistole, who was forced to pause several times during a press conference when his gag reflex was triggered by the visual aids being presented to reporters. "Furthermore, intimate contact with the actual sweaty genitals of these nauseating individuals thousands of times a day has convinced us no one deserves to be subjected to this horrible procedure. The rubber gloves do not make it better." Several TSA agents have suggested the new security protocols should remain in effect anytime Modern Family star SofÃa Vergara is traveling domestically or internationally. http://www.theonion.com/articles/disgusted-tsa-agents-also-calling-for-end-to-body,18557/
Assuming he gets his wish and he notices something unusual, he can't inspect the unusual person because he would be profiling?