Get ready to watch a Congressman with a friendly southern drawl FAIL to really get to the bottom of the Dimon matter. Just as they did with Corzine. With palms turned up a Congressman says, "I don't, uh, understand too much about this." (ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO UNDERSTAND THIS, MR. CONGRESSMAN). And then just lob simple questions, so that the constituents back home THINK you're doing your job. Eyes narrowing to signal the BIG question is coming - "Uh, where's the money Mr. Dimon?" Rinse and repeat 12 times. With Dimon's wonderful apology and the money he's already paid Congress, constituents will get the shaft and be too dumb to know that it's just theater playing out before their eyes. Anyone who thinks there's going to be an ounce of substance today is, AGAIN, going to be disappointed.