Cristina Fernandez wants you to have an erection

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Banjo, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. Banjo

    Banjo

  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    ..."Cristina Fernandez, the current president, has forced people to hold the rapidly depreciating Argentine peso and restricted people from buying foreign currency or gold.

    She has jailed economists and central bankers who don’t do her bidding.

    She has told bold-faced lies about economic data. She has hired thugs to roam the streets and beat up political opposition groups.

    She has imposed price controls at grocery stores, seized private pension funds, nationalized foreign companies’ assets, taken control of the local media.

    She has managed to accumulate tens of millions of dollars in wealth despite having spent a lifetime in politics.

    She has launched a nationwide biometric tracking program, and police will have mobile finger print scanners to grab people’s prints at routine traffic stops.

    According to the propaganda videos, the program’s slogan is– “The more we know about each other, the safer we’ll be.”

    So far the national database has accumulated 8 million fingerprints. That’s roughly 20% of the population.

    They’re grabbing them early now. If you have a child in Argentina, the newborn baby’s biometric data will be automatically recorded and stored in the government database.

    This is playing out in textbook fashion. The worse the economy gets, the more desperate the government becomes… and the more they try to control everything.

    The only thing left, it seems, is the reproductive behavior of Argentine citizens.

    And so, starting last week, the government began issuing hundreds of thousands of doses of the wildly popular drug.

    This can’t possibly work out well. Given how soundly governments everywhere tend to botch things up, I shudder to think at the alien side effects that will result from this.

    The whole thing reminds me of Stalin’s approach to economic management..."



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    Sounds a lot like where the US is heading.
     
  3. pspr

    pspr

    Christina is about as liberal as one can get. She's sending her country into the shitter faster than Obama is sending ours. Both are about as brain dead as a politician can get.

    But, if she has a willing daughter, I might be persuaded to go down there for a Viagra weekend. :D
     
  4. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    You not going to bone Cristina? She IS the one who asked for it after all.
     
  5. pspr

    pspr

    She's getting too old. May if she brings a bag but I'd rather see if she has a daughter.