Christmas Present: Gun Control Donkey

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by BSAM, Dec 26, 2012.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    Guess what I got for Christmas?
    Somebody tied up a cranky old donkey outside my in town little office.
    I had to haul him out to my ranch.

    I put him out in the pasture, then I got out my AR-15 and started some target shooting.

    The donkey got all upset each time the gun fired.

    I finally got a little tired of his commotion and went over to try to calm him down.
    I said, hey ol' Jack, whatsa matter?
    And, you may not believe this, but this donkey can talk!

    He looked me right in the eyes and said, "You dope, even a jackass has enough sense to know that you shouldn't have an AR-15. The president is gonna snatch it away from you pretty soon, anyway".
     
  2. Probably the worst attempt at humor ET has ever seen.
     
  3. BSAM

    BSAM

    Oh, that's funny.
     
  4. BSAM

    BSAM

    Guess what I named him.
     
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    He's completely jumped the shark. Obviously he quit taking his meds recently.

    Oh, and for some strange reason he keeps talking about donkeys.
     
  6. BSAM

    BSAM

    He's a very smart donkey.
     
  7. BSAM

    BSAM

    Sometimes you'll see a donkey in the zoo.
     
  8. BSAM

    BSAM

    One of my favorite zoo animals is the RINO.
    They are very stupid, but very entertaining.
    They'll eat almost anything.
     
  9. BSAM

    BSAM

    Steve Martin says King Tut was buried with a donkey.
     
  10. BSAM

    BSAM

    I keep wondering about what my donkey told me and when new gun control legislation will be enacted in the Ununited Violent States Of America.
     
    #10     Dec 26, 2012