Guess what I got for Christmas? Somebody tied up a cranky old donkey outside my in town little office. I had to haul him out to my ranch. I put him out in the pasture, then I got out my AR-15 and started some target shooting. The donkey got all upset each time the gun fired. I finally got a little tired of his commotion and went over to try to calm him down. I said, hey ol' Jack, whatsa matter? And, you may not believe this, but this donkey can talk! He looked me right in the eyes and said, "You dope, even a jackass has enough sense to know that you shouldn't have an AR-15. The president is gonna snatch it away from you pretty soon, anyway".
He's completely jumped the shark. Obviously he quit taking his meds recently. Oh, and for some strange reason he keeps talking about donkeys.
One of my favorite zoo animals is the RINO. They are very stupid, but very entertaining. They'll eat almost anything.
I keep wondering about what my donkey told me and when new gun control legislation will be enacted in the Ununited Violent States Of America.