Guess what I got for Christmas? Somebody tied up a cranky old donkey outside my in town little office. I had to haul him out to my ranch. I put him out in the pasture, then I got out my AR-15 and started some target shooting. The donkey got all upset each time the gun fired. I finally got a little tired of his commotion and went over to try to calm him down. I said, hey ol' Jack, whatsa matter? And, you may not believe this, but this donkey can talk! He looked me right in the eyes and said, "You dope, even a jackass has enough sense to know that you shouldn't have an AR-15. The president is gonna snatch it away from you pretty soon, anyway".