that's soo funny..
Burnt Bagel Results in Senate Evacuation
2/13/04 3:09 PM ET
The market mover of the day wasn't the Michigan Sentiment report. It was the evacuation of a Senate building after an intern there burned a bagel. Now I don't know if the bagel-burning was a political protest of some kind or just a case of misapplied heat. In either case, it's something that only happens on the day before a three-day holiday weekend
maybe barney frank's asshole finally, spontaneously combusted.