Arsenio Hall....

I was born immaculately.

 

lol.. but seriously, you're pure-blooded, right? You must be after all the times you've called Obama a half-breed. What's your bloodline?

 

Honestly, there is no question that this is true.

 

Arsenio is as stupid as he looks.

 

And he still looks like a genius compared to Failin' Palin.