>These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school >district. > > > >(Spellings have been left intact.) > > > >My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. > >Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. > >Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. >28, 29, 30, 31, 32, >and also 33 > >Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating > >Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. >Yesterday he fell out of a >tree and misplaced his hip. > >John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. > >Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. > >Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. > >Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side > >Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. > >Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [Words were crossed out in the ( )'s} > >Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. > >Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. > >Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. > >I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. > >Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. >We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. > >Sally won't be in school a weak from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. > >My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. > >Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. > >Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. > >Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. > >Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor. > >Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. >There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night