A DOUBLE PLAY for COCA-COLA and GREENHOUSE GAS

A DOUBLE PLAY for COCA-COLA and GREENHOUSE GAS

After last Friday’s devastating snow storms that covered much of Europe affecting some 90,000 Eurostar rail customers and stranded more than 6,000 passages in a railway tunnel in Northern France, the German multi-conglomerate Siemens and the American soda-pop giant Coca-Cola (both major sponsors of the Copenhagen Environmental Summit) are working together to initiate a deal with Eurostar for “Snow Shields” along the Amsterdam / Paris route.
While the details of the plan have yet to be released, sources report that under the new partnership Siemens will provide the Coated Pipeline, Emitters, Flow & Check Valves, Management and Supervision of the project, and the Coca-Cola Co. will provide the Carbon Dioxide (Co2) and the much needed “Tax Credits” for its 300 mile long “Railway in a Greenhouse Project.” According to Eurostar’s chairman Bartholomew Pepe, the same gasses currently being blamed for the melting of the Polar Ice caps will be constantly emitted along the route during the winter months in an effort to “warm the tracks” and “keep the snow from accumulating on and around the tracks.”
Obama’s environmental hit man Samuel Giangana expressed his outrage saying that the timing of the pending news release and the conclusion of the Copenhagen Summit is “very suspicious” and represents an “unprecedented withdrawal from the Spirit of the Summit...” Giangana further noted that the Coca-Cola Co. has been “racking-up carbon tax credits” since 1973 and the thought of any American company selling both the Co2 and the accompanying Tax Credits is “preposterous...”

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SO APPARENTLY Co2 IS SAFE TO DRINK AND OK FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AFTER BEING BELCHED FROM A HUMAN BEING’S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.
COKE GETS TAX CREDITS FOR IT’S CONTAINMENT, PROFITS FROM ITS SALE AND EUROSTAR PAYS FOR LETTING THE GENIE OUT OF THE BOTTLE.

IS THIS A SIGNAL TO BUY STOCK IN COKE OR WILL PUBLIC OUTRAGE SEND THE STOCK LOWER?