...when you're 11
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. "Iâm sorry sir, but you'll get...
It's a quiet afternoon at the Vatican and the Pope decides to do a crossword. After a while, he looks puzzled. "Can you think of a four letter...
DUFF = Designated Ugly Fat Friend
Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. The first contractor said: âI figure the job will run about $900 -...
Beef curtain, axe wound, vertical smile...
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I used the website below. I hate(d) reading the course material so it was great to watch a series of videos and take the practice exams online....
Just worry about staying in school. You can paper trade while you study for your S7. Then throw all your graduation money into an prop account and...
God is worn out, so he tells St. Peter: "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions about where I might go?" St. Peter thinks, and then...
... It doesn't matter what they're selling, I'll take 2.
2009âs First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season'...
Anybody catch "V" last night?
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Good way to piss off the neighbors
Had this once in Vegas, Beer that tastes more like wine (tawny port) than beer. http://www.internetwines.com/rws28347.html For the everyday...
http://www.torbreck.com/Portals/0/Tasting%20Notes/RunRig/2006RunRig.pdf This stuff is the tits... if you can find it
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