What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full
What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? getting her back in the wheelchair.
What's better than winning a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
Nutmeg and Fly are the only reasons I still come to ET. Baron should be paying these guys:D :D :D
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a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says thats a hard one son, but i've an idea, ask your mum if...
Reminds me of a story several years ago at Christmas, probably the first time I had met my then girlfriend's (now wife's) family. First the gay...
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen...
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHO-CHALLENGED 1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear ? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We...
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease 5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You...
Don said it in his original post "Not really a joke" And he couldn't have been more truthful - there wasn't a joke in there anywhere....
I love NCAA bball, but have lost interest in the NBA. Used to love it too, but it seemed to have turned into thug ball, no D individual play. I...
^ Another quality post by AAA. Man, you ought to be writing for ESPN, SI or somebody. Just a Blog (whatever that is). Quality posts week in -...
Singer-songwriter Dan Fogelberg dies http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071217/ap_on_en_mu/obit_fogelberg <object width="425" height="355"><param...
As a NC State alum, I am very happy to see Mario getting some respect.
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How 'bout Carson with Bob Newhart - man there were so many greats. Piss in your pants funny. Never seen that with Leno.
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