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TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER 10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name. 9. Bathing,...
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there,...
Experienced stockbroker and not so experienced stockbroker are walking down the road. They come across some shit lying on the asphalt....
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated. The doctor said, "No problem, we can fix that for...
The farmer had got out a mortgage, and gladly, to give it to his daughter for her college education. Now, driving home from the station after...
âIt`s impossibleâ said pride.âIt`s riskyâ said experience.âIt`s pointlessâ said reason.âGive it a tryâ whispered the heart....
Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal,...
What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
I got some bad news yesterday. My Thai girlfriend has testicular cancer!
"And what will the lovely lady be having?" asked the waiter while my wife was in the toilet. "I don't know" I replied "Probably a shit".
I had a dream last night that I was sent to hell... After only a day in the stinking hot torturous shit hole I begged Lucifer to release me. He...
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnât find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,...
âHave you anything to say before I pass sentence?â asked the Judge. âFuck all,â said the defendant. âIâm sorry, I didnât hear...
Louise went into her bank to cash a cheque. She looked so hesitant that the cashier went to help her. 'Please sign the back of the cheque, 'the...
Farm Kid... (When you're from the country ~ your perception is a little bit different.) A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours'...
I couldn't find that fucking thingy that peels the spuds and carrots, so I asked my kids if they have seen it... apparently she left me yesterday.
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