The Right Thing To Do A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and...
Fly Safely After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the...
Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year: 1st prize Do not use for personal hygiene - on a...
Real Panic A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
Starting Over A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Hey woman, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The...
At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding...
An employee comes into her managerâs office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what...
1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark,...
A passerby noticed two city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand...
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more...
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign...
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!...
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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: âChange your course...
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats...
A woman walked up to a wrinkled, very old-looking man who was slowly rocking in a chair on his porch while softly shaking involuntarily from head...
A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down...
...What a woman she'll make! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both...
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood...
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