A labor union rep walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obamaâs victory when he sees a guy close...
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated...
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long...
Little Akio The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a...
A Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn,...
Celebrate Blissful Ignorance: Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not...
If already posted, forgive me my slothfulness. . . . If not, it's funny, I swear!!
The Healing Southern Baptist preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the...
Belated Valentine's Advice Card
Islamic Salmon Analogy. . . .
Vote YOUR Pocket-Book (or for some, they'll do it for you). . . .
I think of David Ferehty as an Irish Robin Williams, who was a professional golfer, now a TV commentator for Golf Channel & has his own show. The...
Subject: Occupy PGA Tour I am a member of golf's 99%. I play golf, but have not yet made it to the professional level!! I have played the...
Subject: Texas Police Do Care Texas Police Do Care I get irritated when people come down on our police officers,...
Not sure this stuff is True, but, makes some good Stories. . . . 2011 Darwin Awards Are Out It's that time again. The 2011 DARWIN Awards...
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission...
(I suppose we could substitue "Nutmeg" for Guido. . . .) A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar...
ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOB (BUT, they might be Traders. . . .) 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'...
The 2 worst presidents for running (ruining) a thriving economic model in my lifetime were back-to-back!! Has to be a "laughable" joke in there...
Please vote in 2012. Actual Alabama Billboard. . . .
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