Registered: May 2005
05-16-07 03:18 AM
Music producer at dinner, notices the piano player is playing the most absolutely beautifully melody he has ever heard. At the break he goes over, gives the guy a card, says, "why don't you let me produce this for you."
"No, it never works. Other guys have tried. "
"You're telling me you couldn't record this and... Hey, let's go to the men's room where we can talk".
The boys hit the urinal. Our composer says, "I wrote that piece over the love of my life. It's called, "I Love You So Fucking Much, I Could Shit. " That's the name of it, it stays, and no one can make me change my mind."
"Oh well, it's your life. " says the Producer. "By the way. Do you know you're pissing all over your shoes?"
"Know it!!???!!?? Hell, I wrote it."