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qxr1011
 

Registered: Sep 2002
Posts: 130

 

01-05-07 08:54 PM


Quote from rustrader:

- hello, Jew!
- I am not Jew, I am Russian!!!
- and I'm american...




and this one in particular exactly illustrates the point the guy from Belgium was trying to make

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qxr1011
 

Registered: Sep 2002
Posts: 130

 

01-05-07 08:56 PM


Quote from rustrader:

I know it, Alex. I am not sure that I transmit this anecdote successfully because my English is not well but I tried.



Its ok...

No need for translit for me.

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romik
 

Registered: Jan 2006
Posts: 4986

 

01-05-07 09:07 PM

Idyt 2 Gryzina, odin sprashivaet drygogo:

- Gogi, chito takoj Tibet?
- Vah Vah Vahtang, Tibet - eto tozhe samij chito i minet, tolko minet - eto mine, a tibet - eto tibe

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rustrader
 

Registered: Aug 2006
Posts: 49

 

01-05-07 09:08 PM


Quote from romik:

Idyt 2 Gryzina, odin sprashivaet drygogo:

- Gogi, chito takoj Tibet?
- Vah Vah Vahtang, Tibet - eto tozhe samij chito i minet, tolko minet - eto mine, a tibet - eto tibe





Try to write the same in English. If you can do this I will consider you as best translator in the world

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Ivanovich
 

Registered: Oct 2004
Posts: 9243

 

01-06-07 12:08 AM


Quote from rustrader:

there is old anecdote

- hello, Jew!
- I am not Jew, I am Russian!!!
- and I'm american...




I liked the one where the westerner is walking down the street. He falls into a manhole and hits his head. After climbing back out, he looks at the workers.

"Where is the yellow tape?" He asks them angrily.

"What yellow tape?" They reply back with their own question.

"The yellow tape you are supposed to put around the manhole! It's dangerous." He spatters.

The workers look at each other for a moment. One turns and replies "You didn't see the yellow tape around the whole country when you entered?"

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saxon22
 

Registered: Sep 2006
Posts: 2304

 

01-06-07 12:39 AM


Quote from Ivanovich:

I liked the one where the westerner is walking down the street. He falls into a manhole and hits his head. After climbing back out, he looks at the workers.

"Where is the yellow tape?" He asks them angrily.

"What yellow tape?" They reply back with their own question.

"The yellow tape you are supposed to put around the manhole! It's dangerous." He spatters.

The workers look at each other for a moment. One turns and replies "You didn't see the yellow tape around the whole country when you entered?"




Super Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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