I paid for two weddings that are now kaput!!!
I told my ex son in law, no hard feelings, glad you're fucking gone, but would mind reimubrsing me for your half of the wedding? In the grand scheme of things, it was worth it, I wish they would have gotten married sooner so that fuck chop would of been out of my life earlier.
Yea that's what I called him "Fuck chop" 'cept it was FC around the family. One day he got wind that FC was fuck chop, I told him with a straight face "FC" stand for "fucking canoli's" as in would you get me some fc's. He bought it, he knows I like canoli's.