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LEAPup
 

Registered: Aug 2008
Posts: 4412

 

09-29-12 02:34 PM


Quote from Lucrum:



My wife might even give me permission to tap that, for her share of $65M.



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my morning!!!!!!!!!

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nutmeg
 

Registered: Jan 2007
Posts: 18264

 

09-29-12 02:50 PM

I've been trying to think of a good approach to this challenge. I think for starters I would find a couple of good hypnotists. Maybe tak her out on a double date. Hypnotize the bitch. Shit worked for the three stooges.

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Pension_Admin
 

Registered: Nov 2006
Posts: 2208

 

09-29-12 03:09 PM


Quote from nutmeg:

I've been trying to think of a good approach to this challenge. I think for starters I would find a couple of good hypnotists. Maybe tak her out on a double date. Hypnotize the bitch. Shit worked for the three stooges.



Well, what I would do is this:

1) Get a loan, because going out on a date or even to try to meet her won't be cheap.
2) Start using make-up, because I look too manly.
3) Join some lesbian support group in Hong Kong, because I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
4) Make friends with Sean first, and ignore the target, because everyone in the world will try to hit on the target, I must approach this differently.
5) Support their relationship, and let them know that I am there for them if they want a baby. I can make direct deposit--multiple times. lol
6) Forget about the $65M, because my children would need the money. lol

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college ruled
 

Registered: Sep 2012
Posts: 770

 

09-29-12 10:52 PM

she's hot i'll do her for her for 5 million

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icarus618
 

Registered: Mar 2001
Posts: 987

 

09-30-12 01:00 AM


Quote from Grandluxe:



Bounty: Gigi Chao (right) is believed to have married her girlfriend of seven years Sean Eav (left) in France, yet her businessman father has offered £40million to the man that can woo his daughter



She is cute. I don't understand the bounty, though. She is evidently already married to a man.

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college ruled
 

Registered: Sep 2012
Posts: 770

 

09-30-12 01:12 AM

How much to do the dogs?

(ya i know they are cute andi need the $)

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