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BCF Bartosz

Registered: Aug 2007
Posts: 9

05-15-08 07:59 PM

Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web.

If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ..

Here is some I made up that only traders will understand..

Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET.
Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs.
Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses.
Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare!

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Pirate Yarr

Registered: Nov 2004
Posts: 26

05-15-08 08:04 PM

Quote from BCF Bartosz:

Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web.

If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ..

Here is some I made up that only traders will understand..

Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET.
Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs.
Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses.
Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare!

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Feel free to add your own!

When Chuck Norris was a Trainee learning to trade, the Markets adapted to him.

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Optionspoet

Registered: Jul 2006
Posts: 541

05-15-08 08:10 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't predict the price of oil.

Oil just does whatever the fuck Chuck Norris says!

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jnbadger

Registered: Nov 2004
Posts: 617

05-15-08 08:17 PM

On the morning of March 17th, 2008, the market was threatening to follow through on the BSC news and make it a black Monday.

Chuck put his hands on his hips, looked the market in the eye, and said "I don't think so".

The rest is history.

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ssblack

Registered: Jan 2006
Posts: 440

05-15-08 08:18 PM

Epic thread in the making.

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robbie380

Registered: Oct 2006
Posts: 1348

05-15-08 08:20 PM

Quote from ssblack:

Epic thread in the making.

if by epic you mean totally homosexual then yes i agree!

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