nutmeg
Registered: Jan 2007
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04-01-12 03:10 PM
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of those dayvorce's"
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, do you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "Nope, I don't have a Case, I got me a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The attorney said, "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up at 4:30 a.m."
The attorney then said, "Well, is she a nagger or anything?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"
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