Nitro, I indicated last night that I often enjoy your postings, but I got a tell you, this shit was really funny. I was still laughing at it this morning. I didn't see your CAPTCHA and follow up until this morning, and that made it even funnier! This is some of your best work! Nicely done! (Probably would have failed the test do to alcohol exposure, so best I didn't try. Didn't want to give you a false positive.)