THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine. Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona , when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car. Resuming the journey, Fred tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred. "What in bag?"- asked the old man. Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: -"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife." The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said: - "Good trade!"
"Something strange is happening to the oceans. As coral reefs wither and fisheries collapse, octopuses are multiplying like mad. As soon as they perceive weakness, they will amass an army and invade the land, too." http://gizmodo.com/swarms-of-octopus-are-taking-over-the-world-s-oceans-1777790453 whatthewhereis Maddie Stone 5/23/16 12:17pm I stopped eating octopus (tako) a few months ago when I saw that video of the problem solver having fun with a mason jar. It just seemed like they were too smart to gobble up. But maybe I need to put them back on the menu to do my part in fighting off world domination. 201 Reply Dennis Donovan whatthewhereis 5/23/16 12:24pm They’re so smart, but so tasty. It’s a real conundrum. 160 Reply helgaperez Dennis Donovan 5/23/16 12:30pm It is a conundrum cephalopods solve with ease: they eat each other when other food sources run low.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money? Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol,puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win!The money is in a brownbriefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,"He says you're the biggest coward he's ever seen and that you don't have the nerve to pull the trigger."
A GREAT dog story! DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE. IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES. NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACKS, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A TAXI DRIVER. FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE! NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS, "IT HELPS GET THEBAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH."
What is courage? Is it to fight a bull without a weapon? Is it to practice free fall parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting? Bullshit!!! Those are nothing! THIS is COURAGE!!! Plus it's the last photo I have of my dog.
Head line: 10-foot python in toilet puts a squeeze on man's privacy. A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing in his home and latched its jaws on his privates as he was using a squat toilet. The 38 year old man said he struggled for about 30 minutes before he was able to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, he was able to pry open it's jaws before passing out. Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-styled squat toilet with the python still twined through it. His doctor says he bloodied but unbowed will recover. Now the funny part. Guess which city this happened in? Wait for it. Bangkok!