Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Handle123

    Handle123

  2. Handle123

    Handle123

    Went to the local office to check on car insurance, thinking it would be good time to change if the price was right.


    I happened to walk into Progressive and saw Flo standing there. She said HI, which I returned.


    She then said, "I am willing to work a deal with you today."


    I said, "There is nothing you can do to influence me to switch insurance."

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    I now have full coverage on both cars, the lawn mower, & snowblower.
     
    #13482     Feb 13, 2016
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  3. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the ...girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'
     
    #13483     Feb 13, 2016
  4. fhl

    fhl

    What do you see here? A duck?

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    Nope. It's a rabbit.
     
    #13484     Feb 14, 2016
  5. Handle123

    Handle123

    Fang Teeth

    Maria Jose Cristerna was just a regular girl before she decided that it was time to change her look. She completely changed her appearance with tattoos and other procedures, but the most significant change were here fanged-teeth. Most Americans seek out the best oral surgeons and professional dentists for straight teeth, braces, and dental implants. Cristerna, on the other hand, went to her local dentist for sharper, pointier teeth. Who knows how much dental surgery, veneers and braces it would take to get those teeth back to their straight form.

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    Happy Valentine's Day
     
    #13485     Feb 14, 2016
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    YUK
     
    #13486     Feb 14, 2016
  7. Handle123

    Handle123

    One Giant Foot

    Woah! This lady is actually a giant foot! Okay, no, you’ve got us there. This photo was actually taken using a clever camera trick of moving very fast as the picture is taken. We’ve never met a real giant foot, complete with face.

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    #13487     Feb 15, 2016
  8. Handle123

    Handle123

    Subject: The best blonde joke ever??Definitely so far in '16






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    #13488     Feb 15, 2016
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  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    West to Zuckerburg : Hey Zuckerburg you rich idiot I want you to give me, yes give me $1bn.
    Zuckerburg to West: Get lost you thieving toad !
    West to Swift : I made you , now I wanna fuck you, you rich bitch !
    Swift to West : Drop dead you ugly slob, I would rather make passionate love to a horse.
    West to West ; Waal I seem to be short on friends right now, catch you later bozo.
    :wtf:
     
    #13489     Feb 16, 2016
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    #13490     Feb 16, 2016