There's a Mark Twain group on Facebook you can like and it will feed quotes and stories to you daily.
I recently was reading a book of Mark Twain's short stories. I like Twain's quotes and quips better than his short stories. His short stories are a bit too random for me.
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Olive Oatman (1837 – March 20, 1903) was a woman from Illinois whose family was killed in 1851, when she was fourteen, in today's Arizona by a Native American tribe, possibly the Tolkepayas (Western Yavapai); they captured and enslaved her and her sister and later sold them to the Mohave people.[1] After several years with the Mohave, during which her sister died of hunger, she returned to American society, five years after being carried off. .