Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #12871     Dec 16, 2014
    traderob, Scataphagos and Humpy like this.
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    The oncologists wanted to cut out the bad bits.
     
    #12872     Dec 16, 2014
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!"



    :):):)
     
    #12873     Dec 16, 2014
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Here's Another One



    :):):)
     
    #12874     Dec 16, 2014
  5. Irony or coincidence? You decide o_O

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    #12875     Dec 19, 2014
  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12876     Dec 19, 2014
  7. Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.


    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"


    No need to thank me, I just try to learn something new every day.
     
    #12877     Dec 20, 2014
  8. Do you remember MISS San Fran 2000!??
    MISS_San Fran copy.jpg !
     
    #12878     Dec 20, 2014
  9. Get your friend the very first remote for Christmas!!

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    #12879     Dec 20, 2014
  10. Arnie

    Arnie

    #12880     Dec 21, 2014