Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12801     Nov 12, 2014
  2. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12802     Nov 12, 2014
  3. A small zoo in North Carolina obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.


    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.


    Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?


    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:


    "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.


    "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.


    "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.


    "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.


    And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the $500.00.
     
    #12803     Nov 13, 2014
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #12804     Nov 13, 2014
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  5. ebadf.png Day Trader in 1st Class to a Sexy, Gorgeous Air Hostess:
    Day Trader: What is your name?
    Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir
    Day Trader: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?
    Hostess: Oh yes Sir, very close.
    Day Trader: How close?
    Hostess: Same price
     
    #12805     Nov 15, 2014
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  6. What the ISIS Mother proudly said to her son.
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    "I always knew you'd get ahead"
     
    #12806     Nov 17, 2014
  7. fhl

    fhl

    #12807     Nov 18, 2014
  8. TGregg

    TGregg

    #12808     Nov 19, 2014
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    #12809     Nov 20, 2014
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  10. fhl

    fhl

    Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
     
    #12810     Nov 22, 2014