AfterLOS always helping his fellow Americans Today walked into a new place for an oil massage - looked at the 15 chicks in one glance & picked the looker right off the bat, she gave me the eye too so off we go to the cubicle. I'm barely 10 minutes into the massage when I hear the difficulty an American is having in the very next cubicle, his accent a dead giveaway. She's trying to close him on a hand job and he wants to fuck but she's not going for it. Looks like an impasse. I whisper across? California, Chief? He replies, Yeah. I ask, "is she hot?" He replies, "screaming hot" I ask, "how much did she ask for or you offer?" He replies, 1k. I ask, "you want that pussy or not?' He says, "tell me how, brother I'm choking". I reply, "cut to the chase and tell her full mouth kissing, the works, 2k and the deal will go down in a heartbeat" He does and then tells me, "OK, its a go, thanks, wait for me outside, beer on me" Just another splendid day in Pussy Haven
currency is THB (Thai Baht): 1 USD = 32.25 THB 2k Thai Baht = 2000\32.25 = $62 which includes a 1-hour fabulous full-body oil massage + full-service sex with a hot one for the lucky closer =>"7" on a 1-10
There are 1000s and 1000s of full-service sex places called Soapies where sex is a given automatically - she takes you into a room with a nice tub and cleans you top to bottom with her in the tub too, then for full on sex on a nice bed or massage table. AfterLOS avoids all such places as there is not even 1% of HUNT involved but fat, disgusting looking foreigners love this easy no-hunt laydown type deal. Bores me to disgust.
AfterLOS therefore has only 2 options open to him: (1) bring down antelope the old-fashioned way, i.e. approach, talk, coffee or a drink invite, then close the deal or get a date and then close the deal. (2) Massage venues that have > "7" babes - this requirement eliminates the vast majority of venues. From what's left, its a question of closing skills+Thai language capability+looks+physique + willingness to pay higher because in such establishments the girls are not reqd. to fuck nor is it by any means a given. The MAN has to hunt and close the deal in mid-massage.
Between (1) and (2) AfterLOS is consistently in Paradise for when (1) bombs and it has happened believe it or not, that a Thai girl even after dinner and drinks finds AfterLOS too fast for her to give up the goods just yet. AfterLOS generally cannot tolerate this as he always, always gets well beyond first base into kissing and heavy petting so the taste of blood means can't go home without emptying the sacs. In such instances I use (2) as a backup plan
There's hope for this place yet, we can turn it into a real News You Can Use site, not that Jack Hershey bullshit.
AfterLOS has a backup plan (3) which is only used as the ultimate backup plan for not going home like a prick with the sacs still full (3) a long list of past conquests who therefore know me well, know I'm a good provider in terms of gifts or outright classy dinner venues etc. - these I can call on at any time and always find one who has free time right then and there. But these are not fresh meat and AfterLOS prefers new blood, so like I said its for when (1) and (2) are not working. A success with a (1) takes AfterLOS off the grid for at least 7 days, so satisfying it is to bring down fresh antelopes that test one's closing skills and speed of particle flow to the nth degree given the age handicap for me. In my younger days this was a breeze, but not so anymore, but it is the preferred venue as in exquisite wines.
An outright fox from Myanmar but a Thai citizen: a "9" Picked her in a massage venue but could not close the deal despite her allowing me to slide a finger in. But she just would not go for anything other than a hand-job. I told her the truth, "if I stoop so low as all the whities to settle for a hand-job I would put myself out of my misery instantly" (100% true for AfterLOS = feel like a chump) so a full on sex was the goal, but she declined, but dig this, A 23-yr old "9" with a face that is so sweet, a silky voice that let out a mellifluous shriek when I slid a finger in, told me that this one I had to have at all costs regardless the time it took to nail her. So after the massage I had her sit with me and continued to close during pleasant conversation. Found out she is from Mae Sai\Tachilek (Myanmar) and likes temples. So, got a date to cross the border next holiday trip for her to show me her fav temples in Myanmar. Then she dropped this which in sales closer jargon = "I've bought" was music to my ears, "would you like to come visit my family in Tachilek?" AfterLOS smells success and is licking his chops as this fox is stunning - the aroma after the finger dip was akin to red papaya from the Amazon that they serve in only super special breakfasts on Copacabana beach, Rio de Janeiro. Just another day in Paradise